Guests get slippers at the Joss Whedon Memorial Library
All the countries that have heard me curse and be offensive. Love you all! Http://rmpn.libsyn.com (Taken with Instagram)
theinevitablezombieapocalypse:
Found va @Andrlik:
In response to the gruesome face-eating attack in Miami earlier this week and other incidents of cannibalism, the government’s Centers for Disease Control has issued an official statement denying the existence of zombies.
According to a Huffington Post report, CDC spokesman David Daigle set the record straight. ”CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms).”
The face-eating arrest is hardly the only recent zombie-like attack to raise eyebrows. In Canada, Luka Rocco Magnotta, a porn actor, murdered another man with an ice pick before eating the corpse. And a 21-year-old in Maryland has admitted to dismembering his roommate, before eating his heart and brain.
“You look like if you fart a string will come out” Eric Kelly
Not me. When I fling my poop at people I still think “I’m doing the right thing here.”
EVER SINCE I STARTED TAKING HERBIVORE STUDIES COURSES AT THE LOCAL UNIVERSITY IT’S BECOME MORE AND MORE DIFFICULT TO ENJOY A WIDE RANGE OF WHAT I ALWAYS ASSUMED WERE NORMAL AND BENIGN ACTIVITIES. I’VE BEEN MADE TO REALIZE THE ENTIRE ECOSYSTEM IS DESIGNED TO OPPRESS AND MARGINALIZE ALL BUT A SELECT FEW CREATURES, AND EVEN MY ATTEMPTS TO OFFER POSSIBLE ALTERNATIVE EXPLANATIONS TO SOME OF THE MORE SPECULATIVE THEORIES ARE SIMPLY PERPETUATIONS OF THE DOMINANT HEIRARCHY.
I NEVER REALIZED HOW MUCH I NEED TO CHECK MY PREDATOR PRIVILEGE.






